INITIALIZING...

WE ARE

THE GLITCH.

Disrupting a $150B industry built on lies and fillers.

01 // THE PROBLEM

Amino spiking. Heavy metals. Rancid fish oil. Supplements are unregulated and built on obscurity. They profit from your ignorance.

02 // THE PROTOCOL

We don't read labels. We take samples to the lab. Mass spectrometry doesn't lie. If it's trash, we mark it trash.

03 // THE ENDGAME

Stop guessing. Start hacking. Access the verified database and optimize your biology with precision.

STEP 01

We purchase supplements anonymously from retail shelves. No cherry-picked samples sent by brands.

STEP 02

Samples are sent to ISO-certified 3rd party labs for HPLC and ICP-MS testing to verify purity and detect heavy metals.

STEP 03

Results are decrypted and uploaded to our public database. We score products based on harsh algorithmic truths.

The operatives behind the database.

FOUNDER // LEAD BIOHACKER

Obsessed with human optimization and exposing corporate greed. Runs the central protocol.

Data AnalysisNootropicsSpectrometry

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Decrypting Data Stream...